Orthodontic New Year Resolutions

1. I will brush my teeth more than once a week.
2. I will chew gum less than once every hour.
3. I won't call my orthodontist during the superbowl with an "emergency."
4. I won't gross out my parents by smiling with food in my braces.
5. I will try to floss my teeth more than twice a year.
6. I won't crack Jolly Ranchers against my braces any more.
7. I won't snap my rubber bands at the kid in front of me.
8. I won't "hit on" the dental assistants for her phone number any more.
9. I'll stop making the dog wear my retainer.
10. I'll never eat hard or sticky foods again!